Marriage mania - PART3 (Beach and Boozing)

The Bunta group along with hyderabad juntas reached BAOs hometown on time for marriage.

Thala was in the auto by the driver side next to vatti. Thala suddenly half way down got a strange interest to dring tender coconut. Sudden on the spot. He was requesting Vatti to join him for (இளநீர்) . But vatti already targetted to keep him free for the marriage tiffin :-( :-( Thala gave a strange explanation that drinking elaneer would ease stomach and make stomach ready for heavy intake.

Buntas had a big difficulty in finding the marriage location. More difficulty in finding BAOs home too. Somehow they reached the marriage location to see BAO in seventh heaven next to the bride. Some Buntas wanted to finish breakfast ASAP, and managed to sneak to dining terrace even before the marriage actually started. There came the surprise...... TIFFIN ENGA DA???? ENNADHU INNUM TIFFIN READY AAGALAYAAAAAA????? IDLYKKU MAAAVU AAATINU IRUKKANGAALAAAA?? DEI..... luckily good news came that first batch of Idly and vada ready nu.

So the Bunta gang except Nallavan , Vatti and machi went and completed the entire first batch of tiffin. This became the turning point for subsequent people as they were allowed to take only limited IDLIs and one vada alone :-( (Lately Buntas identified PHILI was the reason behind it)

After eating - these buntas for namesake attended the marriage and planned for next plan. (THEY WILL PLAN HOW TO PLAN). In this gap Buntas forgot the marriage gift all together and kept in in their hotel room.

Suddenly from no where these Hyderabad Juntas gave a suggestion to visit BEACH. (பீச் எங்க இருக்குனு எவனுக்கும் தெரியாது ) and thala as usual wanted to spend time productively and he agreed to join them and also started canvassing other buntas. No buntas had idea what to do early morning 8:30. Have u ever heard visting beach by early morning??? buntas will do. DR.MBBS from the beginning resisted this idea , has he had another idea of boozing and getting flat. Already he convinced vatti and thala somehow. But his voice was lone voice in Bunta gang. So hopeless he was forced to travel.

Again they loaded into an auto ..... One auto with juntas+(nallavan&vatti). One auto with Buntas.

Auto போகுது போகுது போய்ட்டே இருக்கு ( non stop) actually they could have travelled to the hotel room twice for that distance.

Auto tarvelled in Thar road, Sand road, No road, Ups Down , Forest.. Yappa....... Saaamy. Even to sit and travel in auto was difficult in that route....

Surprisingly the Juntas from hyderabad where enjoying this ride. Possible reason might be

1. They would have never travelled like that before Which is opposite to buntas gang which always travel like that.

2. The excitement of seeeing beach. ( Buntas ku beach ku poradhu Kakoosku pora maadhiri avalo simple)

Juntas and Buntas understood one thing as soon as they stepped down at the so called beach. ( இங்க இருந்து உசிரோட போகணும்னா இந்த ஆட்டோ வ விட கூடாது )

One auto escaped leaving behind only one auto for gang of 12 buntas and juntas. Juntas started enjoying the beach like anything. (Buntas started worrying how to return)

After sometime Buntas realised there is no point in complaining and tried to enjoy.

( வந்தது வந்தாச்சு .. சும்மா பேருக்காவது என்ஜாய் பண்ணனும் ல)

So they had competition like - Buntas killing the crab in shore would get married ASAP. Thala got excited by this competition and somehow wanted to kill one. But he knows his capability. Thala felt - நான் எங்க போயி நண்டு புடிக்கறது . ஓடாத ஜட்டி ya கூட கண்டு பிடிக்க முடியாது, ஓடற நண்ட எங்க போயி புடிக்கறது . ஹ்ம்ம் ஹ்ம்ம் )

But he has to kill one. How ? No way. his marriage was at stake... So he along with vatti , decided to kill one combined. They killed one and as per the competition, there came the good news from THALAs end . ( Credit to vatti )

Again they tried to load the auto ... 12 members in one auto (it includes crowd also, so u urself count) ... vatti and nallavan were hanging like famous SDS ride in ammas election campaign.

This was really a nice experience for this gang has they have benchmarked their capability of travelling in all modes by all means and in all difficulties. They have travelled auto, lorry, tempo, load van etc etc...

Kudos to auto driver. He drove with such a confidence inspite of the heavy load and somehow by 11 they reached the marriage house again.

Buntas never wanted to see the juntas again.

Search for Lunch started..... :-)

But to their surprise lunch was scheduled only @ 12 PM. In the mean time it was decided to make fun of Marriage Boy BAO. So all buntas went to greet him and made fun of his call taxi driver costume.

Somehow news leaked that lunch was ready @ BAOs home much ahead of Brides home.

All buntas ran to attack BAOs house. Lunch over. (சாப்பாடு காலி )

Dr.MBBS was altogether upset as hid plan was not at all getting materialised. He wanted booze, but no big support. Buntas travelled back to hotel and immediately seeing a lime soda everyone put the break.

BOOZING EPISODE : Dr.MBBS, Vatti, Thala and Phili in a room.

Drinks was ordered. Biryani was ordered, Chicken 65 ordered. Chips ordered.

Phili was retained with this group to wash plates and help while boozing ( Tamil la idhukku oru nalla paer irukku - allakkai)

Thala just to eat side dish fully joined this fun. He took one beer for namesake... Ate all side dish without even drinking one drop of beer.

Finally he started his fun, he started to make fun and put scene as if he drank everythink...

Thala scolded everyone and even he knew he was going beyond the limits. (இந்த நிலமையில தான் தல மத்தவங்கள கலாய்க்க முடியும் , சாதாரணமா மத்தவங்க தான் தல ya கலாயபாங்க )

Phili was saddest of all. He just stayed for side dish but did not plan well like thala. So he was tormented like anything by all three of them. It reached a peek point where Dr.MBBS rang philis female friend (GIRL FRIEND nu sonna phili kovappadum) and told this and that (இல்லாததையும் பொல்லாததையும் சொல்லிட்டான் )

4:00 PM -- Few buntas started their travel to Hyderabad and Thala and vatti came to station for boarding their train to chennai.

.....................இத்துடன் பாவ் திருமண நிகழ்ச்சி இனிதே நிறைவுற்றது ...............

Marriage Mania -- PART 2

......... oops sorry guys ... there was a delay due to RASJAS marriage and WORK PRESSAR.

Where we left.. hmmm. settled in hotel room. Everyone wanted to sleep nicely, but hardly there was anytime left to as BAOs hometown was another half an hour travel.
The single most difficult thing for any bunta is when they are left stranded without charge in mobile phone. Every time when they travel they land up in a room which has atmost only one Plug point (எங்க இருந்துதான் ரூம் போடுவனுகளோ) . As usual the fight will start for charging the mobiles. Mostly Vatti and Nallavan wont bring charger for any trip, either deliberatley or by mistake. Vatti has a plan to charge his mobile which is the most important thing for him.

1. First he will capture the plug point immediately enterring one room, then he will target phili or smama or any scapegoat bunta in that room to lend charger.
2. All buntas for sure will give their charger because they know the fact that there is no point in resisting vatti since he will put any drama to get charger.
3. The fact his only 20% of his charge would have been drained.
4. He will promise to give the plug point once he charges little, which will never happen.
4. Finally when someother bunta who has really lost total charge in mobile requests, Vatti will consider them,, but by the time his mobile would/should have been charged.
5. If still no charge , he will go to next room, note the person who is charging there, silently he will put his mobile in charge and come..... ( பாவம் அந்த (charger owner ) பய புள்ள .. போன் சார்ஜ் ஆகுதுன்னு நம்பி மத்த வேலை செய்வான்) he will come back to see his mobile in same switched off state and plugged to charger ( !!!!! confusion ivalo nerama charge aagum) vatti but would have already completed his charging and happily left the place...

The most pity buntas are the one who have sony or other models who cannot even get the plug point at all. (இந்த தொல்லைகே எல்லாரும் நோக்கியா நோக்கியா நோக்கியா வுக்கு மாரிட்டனுங்க)

( அடுத்த ட்ரிப் இவனுக்கு சார்ஜ் சத்தியமா கிடைக்காது -- Buntas reading this would definitely become alert)

Dr. MBBS -- He is a new entrant to Bunta gang. Nallavan kooda irukka kettavan. (நல்லவன் எப்பிடி நல்லவன் இல்லியோ , kettavan is not kettavan) . People looking at him would declare as patient and never ever accept him as Dr. I still doubt how can he convince his patients.
He has joined this trip along with buntas. Great advancement in bunta gang, earlier it was all S/W bunta gang now it has one Dr. Bunta. Bunta gang has one Sex Doctor (Dr. MBBS) with them to get all sorts of advice in gilma matters. (all married and to be married buntas secretely ask their clarifications to Dr. Bunta).

Vatti and Dr.MBBS decided to celebrate their current state of LOVE TRAGEDY by BOOZING.
( சரக்கு அடிக்க ஒரு காரணம் ) vatti was a very good bunta till he joined DUPRO. where he started to accompany his Project damager to Hot Kitchen (சூடான சமையல் அரை) to eat side dish in ஓசி , and leared good things one by one.

By this time few buntas where getting ready and few in bathroom. Machi is one bunta who used to bath hours together. Other buntas wonder what exactly he does in Bathroom.

Time came to start our travel again. alas, there was another gang from hyderabad for BAOs marriage and Machi was asked to bring them too. PLEASE NOTE THESE juntas .(இவனுங்கல நல்ல நோட் பண்ணிக்குங்க ) They created the biggest trouble for buntas in this trip. First time in the history of Buntas travel , Buntas suffered because of some others plan. (Usually Buntas will suffer only from their own decision) ( சொந்த ஐடியா ல சூன்யம் வெச்சிக்கற bunta பசங்க முதல் முறையாக அடுத்தவன் ஐடியா ல சூன்யம் வெச்சிகிட்டாங்க )

(I will say the trouble soon)
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Sunny--Boy muruga--Alloutfor no loss

The marriage season has started in BUNTA gang with a bang. This year started off with marriage of Sunny, BM followed by BAO recently. Bunta Gang is all set for great expedition to MALLU land to attend marriage of RASJAS (Mallu Bunta)

Sunny -- Boy Muruga---BAO all got married and hopefully enjoyiong there married life at utmost comfort. let us not get into the minute details of thier marriage life... and I leave things for your imagination.

This episode is about the Buntas travel to BAOs marriage in GORALA.

Thala had generoulsy booked tickets for all marriage events happening this year. ஜோசியர் சொன்னது என்னன்னா ' நாலு கல்யாணத்துக்கு டிக்கெட் எடுத்து கொடுத்தா நம்ம கல்யாணம் தான நடக்கும் ' So thala inspite of being aware of the fact about buntas went through the ordeal of booking tickets and asking for money. This time buntas turned a bit decent and tried to give money bit earlier

The D day came and all unmarried Buntas (வெட்டி குரங்குங்க) ( Vatti, Ela, Phili, Smama, Thala, Nallavan, Machi) met once again at Dumeelkuppam station to start their tarvel to Gorala.
Machi - the trip manager started his confusions right from station.
Firts time in the history of buntas train arrived late. oops என்ன கொடும சார் இது ???

The travel started very late and so all buntas for a change went for sleep....

ELA, PHILI and vatti were given a separate bogie. There was a big cold competition between these buntas as who should occupy which berth. That bogie had one chappa figure but still something is better than nothing for these buntas, so they wanted to occupy opposite berth. The confusion was to which berth she was gonna move (UP>MID>LOW)
The confusion came to an end with big shock when the தடிமாடு (அவ கூட வந்த மாடுதான் -- ஆம்பள மாடு ) asked vatti to give lower berth and take oppsite upper berth. டமால் . (மனசு வெடிக்கிற சததம் )

Immediately vatti shifted his focus to another Superb Aunty in the same Bogie.... ( Aunty kidnapping force) , But was constantly worried since her husband was starring at him all times.
ELA oru avamana pattan --- oru ponnu avana Uncle nu solliduchu... (வயசு ஏறுதோ ?)

Machi woke up all buntas half an hour before GORALA station saying station is in just five minutes. All buntas were waiting near door for more thaan half an hour --- Machi cooly says ' 5 mins station will come ' and he keeps saying this for every five mins.

5 o clock at gorala - Butas wanted tea to start with before any other work. oru tea a podu.
Travel pannanumla saapita odaney-- share auto pudi. Machi with his half telugu knowledge managed to bargain with one share auto which was turned to load auto ( லோடு ஆட்டோ )once all buntas got in.
SMAMA (செல்லமா crowd) has very good knowledge on everything and anything. Before he travels anywhere he will virtually travel through WIKImapia, Google maps and have full planning. (PLANNING na CROWD , CROWD na PLANNING) The most intelligent and intellectual bunta. Unfortunately his database did not have enough data about Gorala. Possible reasons might be COLLECT STATISTICS ON BANDHRA CITY(GORALA) was not executed on his GOOGLE database. So buntas were forced to trust machi.

machi somehow put all the Buntas into the hotel booked by BAO. time is now 5:30AM.

Marriage @ 8AM. Mega comedy of buntas is to follow in next few hours after BAOs marraige......